Does Tiger Woods have a Mistress Named Rachel Uchitel?
Rachel Uchitel
In the judicial system, you are innocent until proven guilty.
In the court of public opinion, you are guilty until proven innocent and then no will believe you anyways.
Tiger Woods is the wealthiest athlete on the planet. $100,000,000+ a year is a ridiculous amount of money to make. When people have that kind of money floating around, temptations fly at them. Some of the temptations are shaped like great big boobs.
So. Tiger is accused of having an affair with a nightclub hostess who was also rumored to have been with him in Australia. Her name Rachel Uchitel. She has denied the allegation initially, but has hired Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred to represent her.
What does she need an attorney for?
Suing the Enquirer?
Suing Tiger?
Milking the publicity for all it is worth?
Maybe she has a case. Rachel Uchitel was also recently linked to actor David Boreanaz.
So.
Do you think she is looking to move in on a married rich guy and replace a wife?
Do you think she is looking to blackmail a married rich guy?
Do you think that she turned down some sleaze from the enquirer and his way of getting back at her is to spread ugly rumors about her?
I hope for Tiger and his family that it is a horrible misunderstanding. But the fact that Tiger Woods also had his Cadillac Escalade windows smashed in by his wife outside their palatial estate 2 days after the allegations is a little too coincidental.
Tiger claims he was in a bad wreck in the middle of the night and that she bravely smashed his windows with his golf clubs to rescue him.
Hmmmmm.
If my wife caught me cheating, She would smash my car windows out and then smash me in the head. I would then probably drive my Escalade out of the driveway to escape and then pass out from the concussion she just gave me. It would then look like I had just wrecked and that she was trying to save me. The only problem being that she smashed my windows *BEFORE* I pulled out of the driveway.
If you want to get married and you are the richest athlete in the world. Dont cheat. If you do cheat hide your athletic equipment that can be used as weapons.
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