I searched high and low.

I knew that this killer whale had a history beyond the 2 other deaths attributed to him.

This killer whale can actually blame his behavior on his family.

You see, Tilikum was adopted by a famous, actually infamous shark family.

Here is video coverage of his father.

The show rolled on with another supremely expensive piece of material, Kentucky Derby winner Mine That Bird wearing a mink coat and watching restricted NFL footage. Williams followed, spending his entire interview segment ripping on NBC. “It was seven months, so it’s kind of like an annulment,” Williams told O’Brien. “Except it can’t be an annulment because there was sex involved: You got screwed.” He wrapped up the show by singing his traditional “End of Show Song,” which is not normally aired on TV.

The highlight of the show for sure was the new Tonight Show charachter. $4,500,000 for 1 comedy bit.

We have the clip below. Don’t tell Jagger…

This is probably my eighteenth appearance and I’m very sentimental about this,” Lange said. “You’re leavin’ You’re going out to do The Tonight Show.” Conan responded with “I’m going out to Los Angeles, yeah,” which ignited Lange’s response: “It sucks. What am I supposed to do, have witty conversations with Jimmy Fallon? What the hell..”

Conan: “Yeah. He’s very funny. You’re gonna love him.”

Artie Lange: “I love Jimmy; he’s not you. You’re a writer..I’ll just totally throw you under the bus. Good luck man. I don’t know. I think it’s a bad move.”

Conan: “Well. What are you gonna do.?”

Artie Lange: “I would have rooted for that bobblehead (Jay) Leno to stay (on The Tonight Show) and you could have got, what? $40 million? Right? Wasn’t that the deal? You would have got $40 million dollars?

Conan: “No, I don’t think so.”

Artie Lange: “Yeah”

Conan: “$40 million not to work? Sweet. I gotta look into that. Is that a possibility?”

Artie Lange: “I read it in the TV Guide.”

Conan: “You read it in the TV Guide!”

Artie Lange: “Cheers to Conan!”

Conan: “Cheers to Conan.”

Artie Lange: Cheers to Conan for taking the $40 million and not working.”

Conan: “Let’s get that deal!”

The deal that Conan O’Brien agreed to will pay him $33 million and $12 million to his executive producer and his staff as severance. Artie Lange was right: Conan O’Brien’s getting $40 million for not working.

Watch out for the drunk guy and the girl in the pink.

He actually taught this penguin to play ping pong.

Either that or it is a magical trick with video editing.

Either way, prepare to be amazed

I am getting old. I used to love the mosh pits when I was a kid. Sure there would be an ahole or 2 that would come in and try to just start a fight, but they would get blasted and dragged out.

Today the pit looks like they are high on crack fighing off ninjas.

This video starts out with a wall of death and then some violent arm swingin retards. Where is the classic mash pose? This video shows why anarchy would not work. We cant handle ourselves enough.

A very impressive well thought out original ad. I definetly want to try a Carlton Draught now to experience a Big Beer.

When will this redneck ever learn?

Seriously, if you watch this you will drop your intelligence. I watched it 4 times and then ran full speed into a wall headfirst. Dang, i’m stupid now.