This is how weird looking dudes are able to hook up with hot chicks.

That is correct a fine ass spanking for young Miss Alba.

Jessica Alba is ready to spank ass with her new movie! The actress will be getting an ass spanking in the new flick, literally! Jessica Alba, most known for her role in the television series ‘Dark Angel’ and later movies ‘Honey,’ ‘Fantastic Four’ among others, is changing her choice of role in the new movie ‘The Killer Inside Me’ where Alba’s butt will be bared and spanked for being a bad girl.

In the movie, Jessica Alba will star as Joyce Lakeland, a prostitute who gets involved with a West Texas sheriff name Lou Ford played by actor Ben Affleck’s younger brother Casey Affleck who acted in the films Good Will Hunting, Ocean’s Eleven, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford and Gone Baby Gone.

The movie which is directed by Michael Winterbottom is based off a novel by Jim Thompson “Killer Inside Me” which is centered around Lou Ford who has a ’sickness’ which almost got him put away when he was younger, but it returns and turns him into a murderer and ruthless cop.
Kate Hudson, Simon Baker, Bill Pullman, Elias Koteas, Ned Beatty and Zach Josse also star in the movie “The Killer Inside Me.”
The movie is scheduled to release sometime in 2010.

Watch video of Jesscia Alba get her ass spanked by Casey Affleck in the movie “The Killer Inside Me”

Thats right.

Pamela Anderson stars in Crazy Domains Commercial. The commercial is so hot in fact, that it has been Banned from television.

Umm. Wet hot women rubbing themselves on each other. With cream.

At the end, It looks like the assistant is wearing her bra on the outside of her shirt.

Seriously. How do they get women to do this?

I searched high and low.

I knew that this killer whale had a history beyond the 2 other deaths attributed to him.

This killer whale can actually blame his behavior on his family.

You see, Tilikum was adopted by a famous, actually infamous shark family.

Here is video coverage of his father.

He gives the cops the “nah nah nah boo boo” thumb on the nose as well.

Then a foul ball almost hits him. Seriously!!!

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Vietnam Vietnam EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!

This dude is my new crazy hero.

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Evidently the hood rat had was a convicted felon and the video sent him back to prison.

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Then he gets interviewed. Epic Beard man interview.

It also turns out the Epic Beard man was tazered at a baseball game.

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