So Pirelli hired Dirty Old Man Celebrity Photographer Terry Richardson to take the photos for their 2010 Calendar.

The calendar is Super Hot with naked girls, the sweaty Brazilian rain forest and of course the sexiest creatures on earth…3 toed sloths.

Yes, three toed sloths being held by naked girls is the hottest weirdest photo this dirtbag Celebrity Photographer could find.

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Check out more hot girl photos with a sloth. Yes, boobs and sloths are sexy.

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Ok. Maybe she didnt kill 32 old men, yet. Just wait until she gets her degree and starts to work with old farts.

When she bends over to fix the strap on her 6″ Stiletto nurse shoes, instant coronary.

“Excuse me nurse. I need a sponge bath.”

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Lindsey Vonn and Her Swimsuit Video

Yes, the gold medal Olympic skier is super hot. The red bathing suit it weird, but hey, when you are hot, you can pull it off.

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This wanna be gangster messed with the wrong senior citizen.

Just like with most bullies, smack them in the mouth and watch them shut up.

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The Most Successful Clothing Drive EVER

You know that when Bud Light does a commercial they do it right. This is no exception.

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Conan Obrien lit up NBC again and again. Watch out for Optimus Prime and the Bad Guy from Avatar, they are some serious attorneys.

The show rolled on with another supremely expensive piece of material, Kentucky Derby winner Mine That Bird wearing a mink coat and watching restricted NFL footage. Williams followed, spending his entire interview segment ripping on NBC. “It was seven months, so it’s kind of like an annulment,” Williams told O’Brien. “Except it can’t be an annulment because there was sex involved: You got screwed.” He wrapped up the show by singing his traditional “End of Show Song,” which is not normally aired on TV.

The highlight of the show for sure was the new Tonight Show charachter. $4,500,000 for 1 comedy bit.

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Conan O’Brien spent $1,500,000 on one comedy bit by using a Bugatti Veyron as a prop and dressing it up as a mouse. He then set the bit to the ROlling Stones, “Satisfaction” to add adittional issues if NBC ever wanted to replay the bit online as it would cost tons of money for them to do so.

We have the clip below. Don’t tell Jagger…

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Conan had Artie Lange on The Late show November 11, 2008. Artie was so right.

This is probably my eighteenth appearance and I’m very sentimental about this,” Lange said. “You’re leavin’ You’re going out to do The Tonight Show.” Conan responded with “I’m going out to Los Angeles, yeah,” which ignited Lange’s response: “It sucks. What am I supposed to do, have witty conversations with Jimmy Fallon? What the hell..”

Conan: “Yeah. He’s very funny. You’re gonna love him.”

Artie Lange: “I love Jimmy; he’s not you. You’re a writer..I’ll just totally throw you under the bus. Good luck man. I don’t know. I think it’s a bad move.”

Conan: “Well. What are you gonna do.?”

Artie Lange: “I would have rooted for that bobblehead (Jay) Leno to stay (on The Tonight Show) and you could have got, what? $40 million? Right? Wasn’t that the deal? You would have got $40 million dollars?

Conan: “No, I don’t think so.”

Artie Lange: “Yeah”

Conan: “$40 million not to work? Sweet. I gotta look into that. Is that a possibility?”

Artie Lange: “I read it in the TV Guide.”

Conan: “You read it in the TV Guide!”

Artie Lange: “Cheers to Conan!”

Conan: “Cheers to Conan.”

Artie Lange: Cheers to Conan for taking the $40 million and not working.”

Conan: “Let’s get that deal!”

The deal that Conan O’Brien agreed to will pay him $33 million and $12 million to his executive producer and his staff as severance. Artie Lange was right: Conan O’Brien’s getting $40 million for not working.

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I need a set of onesies. Really think that the plastic feet would be the coolest part.

Watch out for the drunk guy and the girl in the pink.

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